tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-142020252011-04-21T13:42:07.236-07:00This blog is a send-up of various advice columns. Basically I am shamelessly stealing letters from the likes of the great Abigail Van Buren and the Rev. Billy Graham and answering them myself. Please Lord, don't let them sue my ass. I am not the Rev. Billy Graham or Abigail Van Buren, I am a total dolt doing this for the sheer fun of it.jackball23http://www.blogger.com/profile/08267732448728245576noreply@blogger.comBlogger31100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14202025.post-1120622632343349842005-07-05T20:59:00.000-07:002005-07-05T21:03:52.356-07:00<div style="styleDocument: [object]"><strong style="styleDocument: [object]">DEAR ABBY: You were wrong, wrong, wrong to tell an atheist to say "amen" at the end of grace at dinner. Atheists do not believe that a god or gods of any kind exist.<br />"Amen," according to my dictionary, is used to express solemn ratification. Atheists do not ratify religion. Being coerced to appear to do so in the name of etiquette can leave an atheist feeling used and dishonest.<br />I, like many atheists, consider religion to be superstition, which, for the most part, is harmful to people. At its worst, religion prompts people to blow up buildings with innocent people -- even children -- in them. Examples include the "Christian" Identity gangsters who blew up the Federal Building in Oklahoma and the Muslims who flew airplanes into the World Trade Center and the Pentagon. -- HAPPY HEATHEN IN TEXAS</strong></div><div style="styleDocument: [object]"><strong style="styleDocument: [object]"></strong> </div><div style="styleDocument: [object]">Suck it up, commie-pinko. And while you're at it, tell all your pink friends to stop smoking so many flesh spliffs, if you know what I mean. Amen according to my dictionary means "Shut the fuck up you stupid devil worshiper" -- that says it all, putz!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14202025-112062263234334984?l=mydumbanswer.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jackball23http://www.blogger.com/profile/08267732448728245576noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14202025.post-1120541337167210932005-07-04T22:19:00.000-07:002005-07-04T22:28:57.166-07:00<strong>DEAR REV. GRAHAM: I moved to America almost 10 years ago, and I love it here. A few months ago, I even got my citizenship. The only thing that confuses me is that I thought America was a Christian nation, but most of the people I work with don't have much religion. Can you explain this to me?</strong><br /><strong></strong><br />America is most certainly NOT a christian nation. As a nation we worship the Devil, always have, always will. Praise the great beast, Satan the father. The reason they don't have much religion is because us satanic americans (naturally being liars) ACT like we are christians, just to fool tards like you. You suck, go kill yourself.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14202025-112054133716721093?l=mydumbanswer.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jackball23http://www.blogger.com/profile/08267732448728245576noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14202025.post-1120540394122406142005-07-04T22:05:00.000-07:002005-07-04T22:13:14.126-07:00Hello everyone, Happy fourth of july. Life sucks fat balls. I hope everyone enjoys my new blog.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14202025-112054039412240614?l=mydumbanswer.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>jackball23http://www.blogger.com/profile/08267732448728245576noreply@blogger.com0